Pattern Interrupt

When I was traveling in Florida and parked at a gas station, I saw this woman attempting to put gas in her car. She had a whole car load of screaming kids. She kept saying "Please calm down. I'll take you home in a minute for supper." She was obviously very flustered.

Halfway through fueling, her purse slipped from her shoulder and landed on the ground and everything fell out. After putting everything back in her purse, she resumed fueling her car. In the process, she spilled some gas on her sleeve. She then got in the car and started it up. As she started to pull away from the pumps, she lit a cigarette with the same hand that she spilled gas on. I waved at her, yelled at her, and beat her hood to try to get her to stop. I guess she thought she'd better get away from a crazy person.

I started my car and tried to catch up. A little further down the road, her arm caught on fire. She was waving her arm out of the window, trying to put the fire out. I was trying to catch her to get her pulled over so I could help. Before I had a chance to stop her, a police officer pulled her over. He then started to write her a ticket. I went up to the officer and asked him why he was writing her a ticket. He told me, "It's very simple, sir. In Florida it's against the law to wave a firearm out the window of a moving vehicle."

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