The Frog Loan
A frog goes into a bank and hops up to the loan officer. The frog says, "Hi, what's your name?" The loan officer replies, "My name's John Paddywack. Can I help you?"
The frog says, "Yeah, I'd like to borrow some money." The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. He says, "Okay, what's your name?"
The frog says, "Kermit Jagger." The loan officer says, "Really? Any relation to Mick Jagger?"
The frog says, "Yeah, he's my dad." The loan officer says, "Okay, do you have any collateral?"
The frog hands the loan officer a pink ceramic elephant and says, "Will this do?" The loan officer says, "I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager." The frog says, "Tell him I said hi. He knows me."
The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, "Excuse me, but there's this frog out here named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant. I'm not even sure what it is."
The bank manager says, "It's a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone."
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A nice way to get a loan.
Actually, these days nothing is unusual and unreal.
LOL getting a loan these days is like pulling teeth and the ironic thing is just 5 years ago all you needed was a pulse and a signature