Sports Fans



A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes, the man rips a loud fart under the blanket. The wife rolls over and growls, "Holy mackerel! What in God's name was that?"

Ed Zachary Disease



A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something physically or mentally wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.