The Frog Loan



A frog goes into a bank and hops up to the loan officer. The frog says, "Hi, what's your name?" The loan officer replies, "My name's John Paddywack. Can I help you?" The frog says, "Yeah, I'd like to borrow some money." The loan officer finds this a little odd, but ...

Voodoo Dick



There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing ...