There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of farting every morning as he woke up. The noise would always wake up the wife and the smell would cause her eyes ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 24, 2008
Tags: Tags: devilish grin, farting, farts, fingers, god, guts, horror, marriage, scream, thanksgiving day
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 22, 2008
Tags: Tags: aroma, baked beans, blindfold, blue ribbon, diesel engine, ears, feelings, hard time, ill effects, love, marriage, passion, peek, ribbon winner, rotten egg, several miles, shock, supreme sacrifice, surprise, urge, walks
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money, if she would go ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 21, 2008
Tags: Tags: 9 months, child support payments, having an affair, honey, italian woman, italy, marriage, meatballs, money, rendezvous, reputation, spaghetti, sum of money, wealthy man
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