A homeless wino passes out in the street next to a gay bar. That night, one of the bar's patrons leaves the bar and sees the homeless wino asleep on the street. He rolls the homeless wino over, has his way with him and slips a $10 bill in his ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 20, 2008
Tags: Tags: gay bar, hell, liquor store, patrons, whiskey, wine, wino
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My name is Frank and recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous Celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, mostly because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 18, 2008
Tags: Tags: afterburner, asking directions, beanless chili, beer wagon, black bean chili, black beans, burn down, chili judge, firehouse chili, free beer, heimlich maneuver, hell, holy shit, last moment, maneuver, mobster, red peppers, scorecards, side dish, tomato flavor, two beers, walkie talkie
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Bob, a lawyer, was driving home after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding a little…
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 14, 2008
Tags: Tags: bizarre image, boy bob, bridge, bum, cop, fingers, good citizen, good job, hell, lawyer, nonchalantly, radar gun, rectum stretcher, six feet, six foot
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