Before I begin, I'm warning you that these are personal, clear memories of things that have happened to me. Things that made me wonder why I'm still alive. I've had enough brushes with death that I might defy statistics by still being around.
Posted in Religion on December 2, 2008
Tags: Tags: 10 years, 30 minutes, armpits, beginning of summer, clear memories, coolidge arizona, eternity, front yard, god, kenilworth school, rural road, support brace, time of year
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I was called by the Holy One himself on January 8, 2001. I declined to be minister for one simple reason: If I can't understand His book in its entirety, then how can I possibly explain anything from it to anyone else. You may ask me how I know it ...
Posted in Religion on November 30, 2008
Tags: Tags: articles, atheist, average person, blink of an eye, crazy people, feelings, god, little voice, medical condition, philippines, rare occasions, voice inside my head, voices
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There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of farting every morning as he woke up. The noise would always wake up the wife and the smell would cause her eyes ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 24, 2008
Tags: Tags: devilish grin, farting, farts, fingers, god, guts, horror, marriage, scream, thanksgiving day
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day, they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered they both brought chicken sandwiches every day.
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 17, 2008
Tags: Tags: chicken sandwich, feathers, fifth grades, god, little girl, lunch, peanut butter, skirt
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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something physically or mentally wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 16, 2008
Tags: Tags: all fours, appointment, chinese sex, clothes, doctors, ed zachary, fass, few minutes, god, knees, medical expertise, phone book, quite some time, rook, sex therapist, tile, what the heck, worse case, zachary disease
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