Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped onto her lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 19, 2008
Tags: Tags: clothes, ecological issues, elegant lady, evil witch, frog, frog legs, frog prince, handsome prince, housekeeping, independent self, kiss, onion, princess, repast, unpolluted pond, verdant meadow, wine
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A frog goes into a bank and hops up to the loan officer. The frog says, "Hi, what's your name?" The loan officer replies, "My name's John Paddywack. Can I help you?"
The frog says, "Yeah, I'd like to borrow some money." The loan officer finds this a little odd, but ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 19, 2008
Tags: Tags: ceramic, collateral, elephant, frog, knick knack, loan officer, mick jagger, money, my dad, old man, paddywack, pink, rolling stones
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One day, a young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint "help me, help me."
She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a little green frog trapped under a log. The girl moves the ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 19, 2008
Tags: Tags: bush, fairy tale, frog, green, handsome prince, quiet voice, she spies, walks, young girl
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