I was called by the Holy One himself on January 8, 2001. I declined to be minister for one simple reason: If I can't understand His book in its entirety, then how can I possibly explain anything from it to anyone else. You may ask me how I know it ...
Posted in Religion on November 30, 2008
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When You Should Never Fart
Inside a crowded elevator.
In the supervisor's office, when you're in a meeting.
In your own office.
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 24, 2008
Tags: Tags: attending church, crowded elevator, fart, farting, feelings, fighting fire, giving a speech, public library, restroom
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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 22, 2008
Tags: Tags: aroma, baked beans, blindfold, blue ribbon, diesel engine, ears, feelings, hard time, ill effects, love, marriage, passion, peek, ribbon winner, rotten egg, several miles, shock, supreme sacrifice, surprise, urge, walks
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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me… it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally went ...
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 20, 2008
Tags: Tags: beeline, clapping, condoms, desire, desires, disbelief, feelings, fling, girlfriend, little sister, love, older sister, pleasant view, prospective father, shock, sister in law, stairs, tight mini skirts, wedding invitations
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