Why am I still alive?

God Before I begin, I'm warning you that these are personal, clear memories of things that have happened to me. Things that made me wonder why I'm still alive. I've had enough brushes with death that I might defy statistics by still being around.

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Hot Buttered Corn

Two hobos were walking down a farm road, and passing a farmhouse, when one of them spotted two pies cooling on an open window sill.

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