Little Sister
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me… it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally went bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was anywhere near me, and I'd always get more than a pleasant view.
One day, my "little sister" called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she just couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her older sister. Well, I was in total disbelief and couldn't say a word in response. She said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come on up."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her going up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight toward my car in the driveway.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing out there, and they were all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my prospective father in-law hugged me and said "We're very happy that you passed our little test… we couldn't ask for a better husband for our daughter. Welcome to our family."
And the moral of this story is…
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one! I was thinking it was serious until the very end…
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