Duck Call
One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.
She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I'm blind, but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."
So the lady gave him the pole and he said, "This pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap it was.
She picked up another really nice pole, handed it to the man and he said, "This pole is worth $55." She decided it too was really cheap.
She then picked the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he said, "This pole is our best and it's $70." She told him she'd take it.
As he was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she needed to fart really, really badly. She decided that since the man was blind, it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him, so she just let it rip.
All of a sudden the man said, "It all comes up to $80." Confused, the lady said to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."
He said, "It is. It's $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."
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