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All About Adam
Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself."
"Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you."
Eve said, "A man! What's that?"
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on October 5, 2008
Tags: Tags: adam and eve, aggressive tendencies, brief description, earth god, eating apples, elephants, enormous ego, garden of eden, heaven and earth, hunt animals, omnipotence
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A man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying in bed for a few minutes, the man rips a loud fart under the blanket. The wife rolls over and growls, "Holy mackerel! What in God's name was that?"
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 26, 2008
Tags: Tags: holy cow, holy mackerel, sports fans, switch sides, tie score, touchdown, what the heck
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A young man visits his girlfriend's home to have dinner with her family for the first time. He's extremely nervous. After they're all seated at the table, their dog goes under the table and curls up under the young man's chair.
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 26, 2008
Tags: Tags: bowel problems, farting, full force, girlfriend, sitting on the toilet, small fart, sphincter, surprise
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 25, 2008
Tags: Tags: airplane mechanics, buzz, drinking buddies, fart, great stuff, hangover, hooch, jet fuel, phoenix, surprise
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John's in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.
While wandering around naked, he spots a gorgeous blond woman and immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over and asks, "Sir, did you call for me?"
Posted in Email Jokes and Other Humor on September 25, 2008
Tags: Tags: amsterdam, fart, farting, hairy guy, huge erection, love, making love, nudist colony, sauna, woman notices
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